2011/12/25

How to lose your sweetheart


  Losing sweetheart is not a quite simple thing, I know, because I had the same trouble before. But after I accepted Dr. Loser Heart-attack’s guide, I lose my teddy bear successfully. Now I am going to introduce you the basic version of losing sweetheart. You can download the full version at www.itdoesntexist.com.
  
  There are some main steps to lose your sweetheart. Before you decide to lose your sweetheart, you have to know why you want to lose your sweetheart and if it is necessary to lose it. Does he steal your toothbrush to brush toilet every month? Does she order you to paint white roses red or to build by candy? You can read the table 3.2 to analyze if your sweetheart needs to be lost. If your sweetheart points are lower than 8 that mean you can close this document and continue your life. If not, congratulation, you can go the next step now.

  Now you know that you really have to or need to lose your sweetheart, it’s time to next step: get rid of that guy. It’s a bad idea to throw the body…oh I mean sweetheart into the river; it’s not good for natural. Throwing him in front of a fast-driving truck is a good way if there are not any monitors on the road near your home. In my option, I suggest you speckle lots of sugar on him and put him near ants’ nest. Remember, do all this job by yourself, unless you want to brave the risk of betrayal.

  After you have lost your sweetheart successfully, the final step is cleaning the evidence. You can bride the judge and police, I don’t suggest this way unless you are the oil king or the lottery winner. The best way is erasing memory, including yours. If you have a friend who works for U.S. government; try to borrow the memory erasing gun. You might say “But I don’t have friend who works at 51 area,” that’s OK, there is an easy way to remove memory, just push their head to the wall.

  We wish you have a nice losing experience. Oh, by the way, we won’t responsible for any law problem if you are arrested.

2011/12/4

FFK 2011-12-04

Coser今天拍的不多,而且感覺數量比之前少,大概是分散的關係吧,最棒的是拍到"最後一戰"的士官長。雖然主辦單位有規劃Cosplay專區,可是那邊根本沒人,因為場地實在太小了

今年痛車比之前多好多,大概有十五台左右吧

加了新系統東方版皇輿爭霸不錯玩又不會太複雜,不過我沒有買。粉絲向的遊戲很難找到別人一起玩,況且我皇輿爭霸已經買了。

18禁專區好清涼,刊物封面清涼空調也很清涼(因為人很少)

看了桃井晴子的minilive,很幸運的位置有空隙讓我的視線沒被擋住太多,她真的好可愛啊~

2011/12/2

中視綜藝節目通告人員竟然連絡我!!

"你好~我是中視綜藝大本營的通告人員,大花
我們節目目前有個單元叫"對嘴歌星"
是競賽性質的~獎金最高五千元!
表演形式就是像你在YOUTUBE上對嘴其他歌手的歌那樣 不知道你有沒有興趣參加我們的節目錄影拿獎金呢?"

不過我拒絕了,不太想出名

2011/12/1

跳躍吧!時空少女

今天老師給我們看了「跳躍吧!時空少女」(時をかける少女)這部電影,我之前在迪士尼頻道意外轉台看到,不過那時我是從中間開始看,當時以為自己漏掉三分之一,今天發現其實當時自己是從劇情約五分之一處開始看。今天重看又有很多新的感受,老師今天在課堂放這部真是太棒了。

這部片的導演細田守是我非常喜歡的動畫電影導演之一,除了他以外我還喜歡擅長圖像隱喻的押井守以及英年早逝,擅長描寫現實與幻想之間今 敏,至於電視動畫方面我則是非常喜歡擅於特殊角度和光影處理的新房昭之。一開始我在迪士尼看時還不知道細田守這個名字,直到有一次我看了「夏日大作戰」,覺得真是超好看的,在結尾名單看到導演是細田守,想說這位導演還導過哪些片呢?到維基百科一查才發現,哇!原來「跳躍吧!時空少女」也是他導的,難怪這兩部都那麼好看,而且這兩部都拿下了東京動畫獎年度最佳動畫(2007年與2010年)。從此我就變成他的粉絲了。附帶一提,曾經拿下年度最佳動畫的作品還有「神隱少女」、「霍爾的移動城堡」、「崖上的波妞」這幾部宮崎駿的作品。

這部作品是改編自筒井康隆寫的小說,劇情是以小說劇情發生20年之後的原創故事,原作者筒井康隆更稱讚這部電影為「真正第二代的時空少女」。原作小說的主角為真琴的阿姨芳山和子,在劇情她就說過自己有跳過,另外有一段是阿姨在談論過去的事情,談話的內容其實就是原作小說的情節。

老師私底下有問我這跟宮崎駿系列的作品有什麼不同,我是沒有辦法作很深刻的分析,不過我知道宮崎駿的作品不太會有只拍風景的鏡頭,也不會用純鋼琴的背景音樂。不過在人物方面,當我在開演時看到角色設計是貞本義行後,看到角色登場後就覺得「啊~就是貞本義行的畫風」